Always a Bridesmaid…

27 May

Never the Bride.. oh wait, that’s totally fine with me! People always seem so shocked when I tell them I’m not interested in marriage. With the already high divorce rate seemingly going up every single day.. can you blame me? That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy looking at wedding porn. I love it! The big expensive dresses, the beautiful flowers, the yummy food, the tearfull “I do’s”. Ahhh, it all akes my cold, cold heart melt. But what do I love most about weddings? Yup. The Bachorette parties! There’s nothing quite like hanging out with your girl friend and having one last hoorah before she becomes someone’s Mrs.

That’s why I cannot WAIT to see Bridesmaids. I usually try to wait until a movie is out of the theater to see it.. especially if it doesn’t have some rad special effects that only the big screen can bring to life.. but I’ve tried waiting and I don’t know how much longer I can take it!! I’ve heard from everyone I’ve ever known, that Bridesmaids is the funniest movie of the year. How could it not be? Those bitches from Saturday Night Live are FUNNY. Like laugh out loud, pee your pants funny!

I smell a liquid lunch and movie date with the girls coming up!!

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